How to turn a broken Zune into a distraction-free desk tool for deep work: tips on buying, setup, and more.
OK, so I bought an 8GB Zune on Poshmark for $22 because I wanted to try the Microsoft MP3 player I shunned back in the day. You know the one—wired headphones, retro device, looking mysteriously disconnected from the 5G grid.
I imagined pulling it out of my pocket before I long lunchtime walk, scrolling through the menu with that legendary “Squircle” touch pad, and enjoying 20 hours of battery life.
But when it arrived, reality hit me.
The battery was completely shot.
It holds a charge for exactly four seconds before the screen fades to black. It’s not a portable media player anymore; it’s a brick.
For a minute, I was ready to RePosh. I’ve never been a Microsoft fanboy—I wasn’t an iPod kid either. Maybe I was a Sansa dude? through and through. But holding the device, I realized something: I actually loved the feel of it. The matte plastic back, the weirdly futuristic typography, the “Hello from Seattle” etched on the back. It has personality.
So, I pivoted.
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